Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes

Napoleon Bonaparte Motivational Quotes

Make sure your biggest threat is completely down.

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets.

What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Jokes on Wife's smartness.

Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca.

"I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne.

"What on earth for?" asked his wife.

"I've left the tickets on it."